Walking Dead returns SUNDAY!! This is how many will be spending Valentine’s Day! Will you?
JUSTIN BIEBER says that when German officials confiscated his monkey three years ago, he thought he had all the papers in order. And he still thinks about getting another one, quote, “If you could get a monkey, well, you would get [an effing] monkey, too!”
OPRAH WINFREY is selling 200 articles of clothing and 20 pairs of shoes. While it’s going to be hard to part with some of it, she says, quote, “If you can’t do that, then you’re not using your things. Your things are using you.”
“Deadpool” and “Zoolander 2” are in theaters this weekend. They’re up against the Dakota Johnson /Rebel Wilson comedy “How to Be Single”, and a Michael Moore documentary called “Who to Invade Next”.
A list of Anti-Valentine’s Day Songs includes “These Boots Are Made for Walking”, “Before He Cheats”,“You Oughta Know”, and “I Hate Myself for Loving You”.
People magazine claims the Grammy Awards have been outfitted with GoPro cameras to allow viewers to see the audience from the award’s point of view. The Grammys are on Monday.
Calvin Harris is planning to spoil Taylor Swift on Valentine’s Day.
Katy Perry tells the NY Times that she plans to watch the Grammys at home. “In my pajamas, eating matzo ball soup. No makeup, glad I’m not in a corset. Vicks cream on.”
Adele’s Carpool Karaoke segment with James Corden has broken the YouTube record for most watched late night clip ever. 67.5 million people have viewed their singing
• Saturday at 11:30 p.m. on NBC: Melissa McCarthy hosts “Saturday Night Live” and Kanye West performs.
• Sunday at 9:00 p.m. on NBC: “The Tonight Show Valentine’s Day Anniversary Special”. A compilation of the best skits, interviews and performances from Jimmy Fallon’s first two years hosting the show