Good News: You Can Now Wear Your Extra Pizza Around Your Neck! / 92.5 Fresh Radio Edmonton Jason Hatton September 13, 2016 05:16 am This is not a joke! You can now purchase the “Portable Pizza Pouch”. It’s basically just a lanyard to hold your pizza. Just slide your extra slices in, put it around your neck and you’ve got pizza on go! The Portable Pizza Pouch will cost you $8.