My personal manta these days is, “frapp is crap.”
I have no real experience to base this on as I promised myself I wouldn’t even try the beautiful drink. Why? ‘Cuz just looking at it makes my face want to turn inside out. Thankfully, I can live vicariously through my friends on social media, because the longest I can scroll through my feed before seeing another picture of the drink averages to about 7.5 microseconds. FACT.
Kudos to Starbucks, you glorious geniuses. By making a drink that is so damn ‘gramable, you have effectively convinced every sweet toothed human to do your marketing for you. The proof is in my facebook feed.
So please, join me on this journey which I call, “the discovery of how the uni frapp has changed the course of my FB friends lives for ever and ever and ever.” Yes, the journey has a long name. Yes, the journey has a boring name. Yes the journey has an uncreative (probs not a word, I don’t care) name. Yes, the journey has an overly dramatic name. I’ll work on it.
“If I’m going down, I’m taking my kids with me.”
Photo: Tinna Ezekiel / Facebook
“I’m here for a good time. Not a long time.”
This gal is the “GIRLS GONE WILD” of frapp sippers.
Photo: Theresa Wells / Facebook
“It ain’t right. It just ain’t right. WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE UNICORNS?!?!!?”
Photo: Chris Liedtke / Facebook
“I need to try it. I want to try it. But I’m gonna need you to speak up and assure me this isn’t a disgusting waste of my time, and my money.”
Photo: Bria Kimberly/ Facebook
“The uni frapp has turned me into a prophet and I vow to spread the word of Starbucks door to door!!!! But first, I’ll convert my hunkalicious hubby.”
Photo: Jessie Bruce / Facebook
EXCUSE ME SIR DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO HEAR ABOUT THE GOOD NEWS OF THE UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO??
I don’t want to alarm you. But the uni frapp has turned our beloved midday host, Crystal Darche, into a RAGING JUNKIE. Girl has been rocking a sugar high for days and this particular drink is her bajillionith one. I wont be surprised if she sells her cats to keep up her habit.
Photo: Crystal Darche / Facebook
“IM A GOSH DANG UNICORN PRINCESS AND THIS DRINK IS MY TIARA, NOW SHOW MY TO MY THRONE!!!”
Photo: Angel L. Morningstar / Facebook
Did you try the UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO? What did you think?