9 years deep into a 33 year sentence, OJ Simpson has been granted parole. He was convicted of kidnapping, assault with a deadly weapon and armed robbery after holding two sports memorabilia collectors at gun point in a Vegas hotel room.
The 70 year old Pro footballer could be walking the streets as a free man as early as October first. Just in time to snag himself a pumpkin spice latte.
After a half hour of deliberations, all four commissioners at his parole hearing voted in favor of his release.
“Thank you, thank you, thank you,” said a very relieved Simpson.